Whoops on this one as well, so I’ll have to do a double-header today.
**Explicit Content Warning** (a.k.a. This one is pg-13, which is granted a single utterance of…) I also wrote this a year or so ago, but it hilariously lines up perfectly for our current predicament.
I Hate My Region
By: Drew Swenson
Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published"You get to experience every season!"
They all tell me it's a good reason
"You actually get to see the snow"
Yeah, it literally and metaphorically blows
"You get to see the fall too!"
The leaves change quickly and are gone too soon.
"The summers must be nice at least!"
You try dealing with humidity and heat
"Spring! Spring must be nice?"
Snow in April happens once or twice.
"There's nothing? Nothing you like the best?"
Country roads are great, but fuck the rest.
Gotta admit, that one is a particular favorite of mine.
Next up is something a bit different… thinking of the times you cannot think of anything.
Poetically Bankrupt?
By: Drew Swenson
Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when publishedIllness is all around.
The stillness, an absence of sound.
That ship has sailed, or has it run aground?
My ideas are incomplete?
Would you prefer if I expound?
I could try better to work without rhymes, but without those what will I find?
Creativity?
New ideas to build upon?
It seems the words may yet flow from me.
Could this be an opening to a new endeavor, or will it be another one, failed but clever?
Alas, I once more have fallen prey to the convention, which I oft mention.That which I approach but with apprehensionA tension in the Aether rendable by blade.Careless mistakes, More careful made.